zufallstreffer:

astrosloth2016:

I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

Damn… low blow

(Source: punsatisfying)

trendygoat:

lets play “did that childhood memory actually happen or did i just dream it”

(Source: trivialblog)

"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."

— Oscar Wilde (via kushandwizdom)

This is so accurate it hurts
My mind moves so fast that sometimes I can’t keep up with it

snooki:

why fall in love when you can fall back asleep??

I am still very upset that Borders closed.

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes was so fucking good

lubricates:

due tomorrow, more like 

do tomorrow

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