"I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying."

— Oscar Wilde (via kushandwizdom)

This is so accurate it hurts
My mind moves so fast that sometimes I can’t keep up with it

snooki:

why fall in love when you can fall back asleep??

I am still very upset that Borders closed.

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes was so fucking good

lubricates:

due tomorrow, more like 

do tomorrow

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

perspectave:

i would sit in my underwear with you at 2am

suspend:

i dont need a date i need cash

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